That headline’s translated from Norwegian/crazy into English/CRAY-CRAY.
#6. Teacher Lets Preschoolers Taste Her Blood
According to the teacher (who is thankfully no longer employed), the children had expressed an interest in what blood was and how it works. Where normal people would sense that they were living in a horror movie and immediately burn the school to the ground, this teacher saw a learning opportunity. While there are numerous effective methods of educating kids on this matter, like showing them a goddamn diagram or educational video, the teacher decided on a more practical approach: She had a doctor draw out a vial of her own blood and then brought it to class for show and tell.
How long until the 15 year olds take over this post with their garbage
Slightly more serious… Wrex+Shepard hugs. Because you know krogans give the best cuddles. :D
Checklist of things to do at a party:
✔ Recite the elements
✔ Look good while doing it
(pitched to different “gender”)
Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like.
You don’t know fanciness until you’ve seen a snake with a top hat and moustache
hELLO MY BABY, hELLO MY HONEY, hELLO MY RAGTIME GAL,
I would return the slap if I took you for a man
Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.